Friday, January 16, 2015

SAC - An Anti Church, Family, Morality Conspiracy -or- Going To War With CJ Haughey

Up in Terenure.
Back in those bleak heroin plagued doldrum days of infinite grey 80s psychotic Ireland.
TV's on.
Being wisely ignored.
Then....
WHAT?
Did I hear that right?
"An anti church family morality conspiracy."
Wow.
Did you hear that?
Some fucking Opus Dei spear chucker just came out with that wild nugget.
"An anti church family morality conspiracy."
Wow squared.
He is on whatever the Prime Time of the day was called.
He is suggesting groups of people.
Huddled together.
With one thing in mind
The demise of the church.
The demise of the family
The demise of morality.
An enemy out there.
Working away.
Eroding morality.
Undermining the Church.
Subverting morality.
A group huddled out there.
Like Charlie in the jungle...getting stronger and stronger.
Mega Wow.
On acid!
Who is on drugs?
Hang on.
Am I getting this right.
But.
I am.
Yeah.
Yep.
This is for real.
And guess what?
It is kind of perfect.
An anti church family morality conspiracy!
Huddled together in sinful communion.
Unholy communion.
This is poetry.
Proper poetry.
Beautiful.

'Let's give them one.'

What?

'Let's give them one'

What?

Give it to them. A conspiracy.

What?

An anti-church, family morality conspiracy.

Hmmmmmm

SAC

What?

SAC. That's what we will call it.

SAC?

What's that stand for?

I dunno.

Secular Action Committee,

Perhaps.

Society Against Catholicism.

Maybe.

But

We have a name.

BINGO

Now we just need to exist.

Let's get this show on the road.


...to be continued